Röda Lacket Loose Snus Review From One Of Our Valuable Customers

Röda Lacket Loose Snus Review From One Of Our Valuable Customers

I wasn't born in the promised land of snus but in the next best thing, Finland.

Due to this sadly when coming of age I couldn't anymore freely buy snus from the shops like back in the good times, but luckily there were places where to buy something from under table. Generally that something was Ettan, lös offcourse.

It was named the first one "ettan" so it had to be the best there is. Portion snus was for pussies and losers, unless you were a girl. That's how it goes in Sweden. 

Zamboni driver in the local ice hall used a teaspoon to divide the contents of the snus "puck" in four and then "scoop the boogeyman to the attic" with the same spoon.

For those who don't get the locution I of course mean that he would  throw the peat in the harvester. Swedes were using for the same function this thing called Prismaster which was and is a complete piece of shit.

Poor Finns would cut the end of a syringe and then use that to put some snus to the place without making your hands dirty, ghetto but much better than the Swedish method. Rich and flashy ones had an icetool, there was a popular saying "if you want to be cool, buy icetool". 

Years and pucks of Ettan rolled by and some strange talk from the big boys started to come down to the younger generation of mine that there is something better than Ettan coming around.

Something that is so malleable that you can mold little animals out of it before putting it under your lip. Something of a godlike consistency that doesn't stain your hands at all.

Something that for, for those reasons, would be a heresy to use any tools with it. Rumours spread like a wildfire and soon this Black Prince's Ruby of the Crown jewels, crème de la crème of snus was more sought after than cocaine on the streets of my city.

Now many years later I have again met my old friend Röda Lacket. It is still 5/5 for consistency and taste.

Like Jennifer Aniston it hasn't aged at all. I'm no longer eight years old so I'm not going to be making any animals out of this molding paste.

Neither am I no longer afraid of the inquisition so I will also be using my trusty Icetool. What I will do is savour every gram of this black gold and wonder if those Oden's using teenager will learn to appreciate what is good in the world when they grow old like me.

Best Regards

Tuomas

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